i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
