you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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