I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize