Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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