"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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