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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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