somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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