just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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