ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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