girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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