so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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