Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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