You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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