i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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