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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So did the night end well for you?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..

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• (951): View more from California

  My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Would you like season tickets to my vagina?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  "I licked someones beard, because I can."

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?

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