Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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