I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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