I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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