we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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