we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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