oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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