Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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