i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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