Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
