my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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