the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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