Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
