You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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