i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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