Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I believe in your delicious
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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