I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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