There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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