well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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