"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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