The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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