she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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