Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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