I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
