I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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