My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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