Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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