Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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