I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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