Dignity is for republicans.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Green mimosas i think yes
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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