i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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