I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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