omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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