You really coming over, don't trick.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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