I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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