nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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