Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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