why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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