Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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