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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Houston, we have a squirter
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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